The Twins: Nausea and Queasy

Nausea is a cross-dresser that never works out; but how they stay anorexic thin amazes me. They eat the slime from the bottom of the garbage disposal and drink three-day-old coffee.
When Nausea's a woman, she carries a neon-green purse the size, and shape, of Kentucky.
When Nausea's a man, he downs his best five-piece suit, each piece a different tie-dye pattern, but every piece has pink in it...somewhere!
Nausea as a woman rides a pink bicycle built for two. Her little bug-eyed pug running behind in tow.
Nausea as a man drives a rusted '76 yellow Ford diesel truck with a 36" lift kit; exhaust pipe farting clouds of smoke.
He's the asshole that lets his dog crap in your yard...an when he's wet he smells just as bad as that dog. He's the one you never invite to the party, but somehow he manages to show up...but for some reason it's never a "real" party if he isn't there.

Their twin sister Queasy has one blue eye and one brown eye. Despite all of doctor's efforts, the brown eye is still lazy. She has buck teeth, the only two left in her head. She collects porcelain cat statues and is fond of the color red. Her 1970 AMC Gremlin is a patchwork of odd colors and dents. She is quite often mistaken as Paris Hilton when seen walking down the steet...especially if she's seen in the Red Light District.